The last 4 letters in Republican is ... I CAN The last 4 letters in Democrats is ... RATS
PSALM 2009
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog .....
And Obama was a tree.
1/6/10: Dear God, So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer, Michael
Jackson, favorite actor Patrick Swayze, favorite actress Farrah Fawcett,
favorite pitchman, Billy Mays, and favorite sidekick, Ed McMahon. Just so
you know, my favorite politicians are Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank,
Chris Dodd and Barack Obama. Thank you!!!!!!
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3.People are spitting on the wrong side.
Ok, whenever politics is involved, one generally hears (somewhere along the line) the term "follow the money." So, let's follow the money as regards the Cash for Clunkers program that the government touted as a highly successful program. Oh, need I mention that I spoke with a dealer involved in the program and he was laughing about the fact that most likely within 6 months a significant portion of the cars sold through the program would be repossessed? Ah, but on to the numbers.
A clunker that traveled 12,000 miles a year at 15 mpg used 800 gallons of gas a year.
A vehicle purchased through the program that travels 12,000 mile a year at 25 mpg uses 480 gallons of gas a year.
So, if those are average numbers under the program, the average Cash for Clunkers transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year. Since they claim that 700,000 vehicles were sold through the program, that equates to 224 million gallons of fuel saved per year, which equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil.
5 million barrels of oil is about 5 hours worth of US consumption. More importantly, 5 million barrels of oil at $70 per barrel, costs about $350 million dollars.
So, the government spent $3 BILLION of our tax dollars to save $350 million dollars in oil usage. We spent $8.57 for every dollar saved. This is TAXES IN ACTION !
Some of you will recall that on
witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens
aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the
U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:
- Albert A. Gore, Jr.
- Hillary Rodham
- John F. Kerry
- William J. Clinton
- Howard Dean
- Nancy Pelosi
- Dianne Feinstein
- Charles E. Schumer
- Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
We finally know what ACORN stands for .... A Corrupt Organization Robbing the Nation.
By loaning money to dead-beats with no credit history, it played a big roll in the mortgage and banking foreclosures.
It is an organizaton full of crooks that got caught stealing money from the government and us, the tax payers.
Plus ACORN has played a roll in illegal voting, that with the liberal media, got our Nation in this big mess.
Did you notice none of the media did any checking on them??? It took amateurs to bring them down.